Johnson & Johnson & Johnson T-Shirt

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Are you a prior customer of the “Sampler Platter Steakhouse, Shooting Range and Off-Track Bets” and/or the “WurstWurld Family Amusement Park”?

Were you and/or your family:
• maimed
• burned
• crushed
• punctured with shrapnel
• poisoned
• suffering from the existential horror of being duplicated by a teleportation system that absolutely killed you and produced a horrible defective doppelganger made from reconstituted bulk protein (with an incomplete illusion of continuity of consciousness) from your original body

If so, you are not alone! Help support the closure of these establishments and fund the class-action lawsuit advocating for the health of others that have suffered physical and mental trauma through use of defective teleportation/auto-euthanasion systems.

“The lawyers at Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson will help get justice for you!”

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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