Framed Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer Poster


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Eating one hot dog per day can increase
your risk of butt cancer by 18%.

Each hot dog you eat can
reduce your life span by 36 minutes.

The record for most hot dogs eaten in a
minute is over 70 hot dogs.

If you ate 70 hot dogs per minute for two weeks
you would have eaten over 141 thousand hot dogs.

Eating 141 thousand hot dogs would reduce your life
span by over 96 years.

You’d probably also have, like, tons of butt cancer.

Don’t eat 141 thousand hot dogs.

Framed, printed on thick, durable, matte paper.

• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
• Paper weight: 5.57 oz/y² (189 g/m²)
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included
• Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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